RT @nevenmrgan: In a moment of clarity, I realize that emptying the lint trap is in essence throwing out my clothes very slowly.
5 hours agoRT @nevenmrgan: In a moment of clarity, I realize that emptying the lint trap is in essence throwing out my clothes very slowly.
5 hours agoI’m going to try and get all my Christmas presents downtown this year. So, when you hand over my gift, make sure we are standing downtown.
6 hours agoAbout to a discharge a pistol into the Season 3 Finale of The Wire.
1 day agoIt is comforting to know that if times get really rough I can get a job wiping the drool off @searsCA electronics department employees.
2 days ago.@DisneyPixar Is there a continuity issue with Alpha’s high voice in Dug’s Secret Mission? Other dogs notice & make fun of it later in Up.
2 days agoRo is officially Wordsworthy. RT @MrWordsWorth: Overheard at pancake breakfast: Daddy, I like ice cream pancakes…
2 days agoFlight delay dyslexia: 35 after now 53 after.
2 days agoMattelĀ® Tickle Hands Elmo http://is.gd/507uj
2 days agoWatched Up again. After seeing a trailer for Santa Buddies: The Legend of Santa Paws, I sure am glad Doug’s lips didn’t move.
3 days agoGotta love how @oprah haters are rejoicing that she is ditching a syndicated talk show to launch an entire cable network: http://is.gd/505cB
3 days agoWhat you don’t want to hear from the sixth medical professional you are referred to in four months: “I’m not trying to brush you off.”
3 days agoThe Kindle lands in Charlottetown http://ruk.ca/content/kindle (via @ruk)
3 days agoI jotted this down in 2005: “Dollar store price scanner”
4 days agoRT @pitchforkmedia: Fiery Furnaces’ Matt Friedberger writes a “virtual response” to Beck’s Harry Partch song http://bit.ly/1GzEya
4 days ago