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RT @nevenmrgan: In a moment of clarity, I realize that emptying the lint trap is in essence throwing out my clothes very slowly.

I’m going to try and get all my Christmas presents downtown this year. So, when you hand over my gift, make sure we are standing downtown.

About to a discharge a pistol into the Season 3 Finale of The Wire.

It is comforting to know that if times get really rough I can get a job wiping the drool off @searsCA electronics department employees.

.@DisneyPixar Is there a continuity issue with Alpha’s high voice in Dug’s Secret Mission? Other dogs notice & make fun of it later in Up.

Ro is officially Wordsworthy. RT @MrWordsWorth: Overheard at pancake breakfast: Daddy, I like ice cream pancakes…

Flight delay dyslexia: 35 after now 53 after.

Mattel® Tickle Hands Elmo http://is.gd/507uj

Watched Up again. After seeing a trailer for Santa Buddies: The Legend of Santa Paws, I sure am glad Doug’s lips didn’t move.

Gotta love how @oprah haters are rejoicing that she is ditching a syndicated talk show to launch an entire cable network: http://is.gd/505cB

What you don’t want to hear from the sixth medical professional you are referred to in four months: “I’m not trying to brush you off.”

The Kindle lands in Charlottetown http://ruk.ca/content/kindle (via @ruk)

I jotted this down in 2005: “Dollar store price scanner”

RT @pitchforkmedia: Fiery Furnaces’ Matt Friedberger writes a “virtual response” to Beck’s Harry Partch song http://bit.ly/1GzEya